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thicccc:

new aesthetic: a fucking toilet mojito

birbd:

hotwing:

imagine the SOUND of someone walking down the street wearing those

clikFWP clikFWP clikFWP

letsmakeloaf:

titillatingtubist:

hammerspaced:

operativesurprise:

bigbootsandscaryeyes:

sammiwolfe:

fleshcircus:

thats the worst shit only because my mom basically always thought I was being a little bitch when I’d complain that it still hurts your eyes

WAIT I THOUGHT IT MEANT THAT IF YOU GOT IT IN YOUR EYES IT WOULDN’T BURN (no crying)

ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT IT’S SAYING NO RIPPING?

*FLIPS TABLES* THIS IS WHY THE ENGLISH WRITTEN LANGUAGE IS CONFUSING AS FUCK I AM SO SORRY NON-NATIVE ENGLISH SPEAKERS.

Why doesn’t it say fucking anti tangle?!

I JUST MADE BOTH MY PARENTS READ THIS I AM SO ANGRY

THEY ARE ANGRY

WE JUST HAD AN ARGUMENT ABOUT ‘TIER’ ‘TEAR’ AND ‘TEAR’

THEY THOUGHT IT MEANT NO CRYING TOO

I AM SO ANGRY

I think most kids/parents in America at the time thought it meant no tears(crying) and ESPECIALLY because it said “No tears!”, referencing crying, in the godsdamned commercial!!

…what…the actual…FUCK?!?!

no guys come on

it’s no more “tears” like crying bc when you brush out tangles in your hair it hurts and you cry

so the stuff makes you not cry bc it leaves your hair silky smooth come on guys. brains.

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turft:

livingtombstone:

i spent like 2 hours on this im sorry

saltwaterandink:

quicksandbuddy:

Egyptian mythology is best mythology

ISIS

NO

owned-online:

new face

 ͜..

little man

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snappleshampoo:

42 SONG POP PUNK MASHUP

Songs Sampled:

My Chemical Romance - Welcome to the Black Parade
Green Day - Good Riddance 
Panic! at the Disco - I Write Sins Not Tragedies
blink-182 - What’s My Age Again?
Jimmy Eat World - The Middle
We The Kings - Check Yes Juliet
Third Eye Blind - Graduate
All Time Low - Weightless
All Time Low - Dear Maria Count Me In
Switchfoot - Meant to Live
Fall Out Boy - Sugar We’re Going Down
My Chemical Romance - I’m Not Okay (I Promise)
Boys Like Girls - Thunder
30 Seconds to Mars - Kings and Queens
Yellowcard - Ocean Avenue
Relient K - Be My Escape
Relient K - Sadie Hawkins Dance
Simple Plan - I’d Do Anything
Paramore - Misery Business
Rise Against - Savior
Sum 41 - Fat Lip
My Chemical Romance - Teenagers
Fountains of Wayne - Stacy’s Mom
All American Rejects - Gives You Hell
blink-182 - Feeling This
Lit - My Own Worst Enemy
Sum 41 - In Too Deep
The Cab - One of THOSE Nights
Relient K - High of 75
blink-182 - I Miss You
Paramore - That’s What You Get
AFI - Miss Murder
Good Charlotte - Dance Floor Anthem
Cute Is What We Aim For - Curse of Curves
30 Seconds to Mars - Closer to the Edge
A Day to Remember - All I Want
Mayday Parade - Jamie All Over
Fall Out Boy - Thnks Fr Th Mmrs
Cartel - Say Anything (Else)
Taking Back Sunday - MakeDamnSure
Rise Against - Audience of One
Fall Out Boy - Sugar We’re Going Down

You never make coffee
I just did, don’t you want it?

potentialforart:

roachpatrol:

beta exile cuties

Holy - this is so flipping cute all of you look at this

kainypoo:

ira-goddess:

i dont understand why nid is considered to be an annoying champion. dodging her spears is probably the only thing you need to avoid, she’s pretty much useless if she can’t skillshot and activate her passive. 

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kakashl:

regenerador:

even though Angel Beats destroyed me it’s still the goddamn funniest anime

i started watching anime b/c of this video

spanishskulduggery:

It’s really weird trying to explain the differences between Catholicism and other branches of Christianity to people who aren’t religious because it ultimately ends up, “Well this is Catholic, this is Catholic classic, this is Catholic-lite, this is diet Catholic, this is new taste less calories not as popular Catholic, and this is I can’t believe it’s not Catholic.”